Eurus the Mystic Linguist
Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.
I can hear the birds outside my window. The ones you only hear in summer. The sun is up early now, shining its rays in through my window....
Farewell, You wistful moon-tempest warrior Hail the vestal harvest rose With snowdrift hair & tempting spider-fingers Surrender the stage...
...this is a fact. And I am proud to be one. This means two things: 1. I expect you to respect me regardless as far as respect is due. I...
"I am a jack-off of all trades." -Tom Waits
drinking Absolut Hamlet reveals his despair alienated
"International law is for lackeys, context is king." -Captain Gabriel Lorca
Q: What is the Finnish coffee enthusiasts favourite gadget? A: The perkele-tor.