- May 15, 2020
- 1 min
My view of the world
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling you something." -Dread Pirate Roberts (Wesley)
- May 14, 2020
- 1 min
I. M. Funnie
I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!
- May 5, 2020
- 1 min
I yam what I yam
I will be in defiant mundaneity abnormal and everyone else will be put in their boxes respectively with foot and hand in each crate...
- May 1, 2020
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- Apr 29, 2020
- 1 min
- Apr 28, 2020
- 1 min
I. M. Funnie
Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.
- Apr 27, 2020
- 1 min
Summer is here.
I can hear the birds outside my window. The ones you only hear in summer. The sun is up early now, shining its rays in through my window....
- Apr 24, 2020
- 1 min
go
Farewell, You wistful moon-tempest warrior Hail the vestal harvest rose With snowdrift hair & tempting spider-fingers Surrender the stage...
- Apr 23, 2020
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- Apr 21, 2020
- 1 min
I am the anomaly...
...this is a fact. And I am proud to be one. This means two things: 1. I expect you to respect me regardless as far as respect is due. I...
- Apr 19, 2020
- 1 min
My life philosophy in one sentence.
"I am a jack-off of all trades." -Tom Waits
- Apr 17, 2020
- 1 min
- Apr 16, 2020
- 1 min
- Apr 11, 2020
- 1 min
haiku
drinking Absolut Hamlet reveals his despair alienated
- Apr 9, 2020
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- Apr 8, 2020
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- Apr 7, 2020
- 1 min
My doctoral thesis in one sentence.
"International law is for lackeys, context is king." -Captain Gabriel Lorca
- Apr 6, 2020
- 1 min
I. M. Funnie
Q: What is the Finnish coffee enthusiasts favourite gadget? A: The perkele-tor.
- Apr 5, 2020
- 1 min