My view of the world

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling you something." -Dread Pirate Roberts (Wesley)

I. M. Funnie

I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!

I yam what I yam

I will be in defiant mundaneity abnormal and everyone else will be put in their boxes respectively with foot and hand in each crate...

I. M. Funnie

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Summer is here.

I can hear the birds outside my window. The ones you only hear in summer. The sun is up early now, shining its rays in through my window....

go

Farewell, You wistful moon-tempest warrior Hail the vestal harvest rose With snowdrift hair & tempting spider-fingers Surrender the stage...

I am the anomaly...

...this is a fact. And I am proud to be one. This means two things: 1. I expect you to respect me regardless as far as respect is due. I...

haiku

drinking Absolut Hamlet reveals his despair alienated

I. M. Funnie

Q: What is the Finnish coffee enthusiasts favourite gadget? A: The perkele-tor.