"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling you something." -Dread Pirate Roberts (Wesley)

I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!

I will be in defiant mundaneity abnormal and everyone else will be put in their boxes respectively with foot and hand in each crate hea...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I can hear the birds outside my window. The ones you only hear in summer. The sun is up early now, shining its rays in through my window....

Farewell, You wistful moon-tempest warrior Hail the vestal harvest rose With snowdrift hair & tempting spider-fingers Surrender the stage...

...this is a fact. And I am proud to be one. This means two things: 1. I expect you to respect me regardless as far as respect is due. I w...

"I am a jack-off of all trades." -Tom Waits

drinking Absolut Hamlet reveals his despair alienated

"International law is for lackeys, context is king." -Captain Gabriel Lorca

Q: What is the Finnish coffee enthusiasts favourite gadget? A: The perkele-tor.